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Funny Money Friday: Stock Market Crash Jokes
Money doesn&39;t have to be boring! Each week, CreditBloggers.com takes a look at the lighter side of the personal finance world in a series called Funny Money Friday.
The stock market has taken another dive this week, the second time that we&39;ve gone through 300+ point drops this year. Big problems in the mortgage industry and corporate lending markets don&39;t seem to be going away anytime soon. CNN has gone so far to call it "The End of the Credit Party."
While I continue to watch the value of my 401(k) tick down, here are a few good stockbroker jokes for Funny Money Friday:
Merrill Lynch has adjusted its investment portfolio: 50% cash and 50% canned goods.
Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.
How many investment bankers can you fit in the back of a pickup truck? Only 2 - you have to leave room for the lawn mowers!
I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.
"Get my broker, Miss Jones."
"Yes sir. Stock, or Pawn?"
Have a great weekend!
Emily Davidson
is editor of CreditBloggers.com and a former credit expert for the
credit bureau, TransUnion. She writes about credit and personal finance
topics.
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