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Funny Money Friday: Stock Market Crash Jokes

Posted on 07/28/2007 11:02:26 | Link | Post Comment

Money doesn&39;t have to be boring! Each week, CreditBloggers.com takes a look at the lighter side of the personal finance world in a series called Funny Money Friday.

The stock market has taken another dive this week, the second time that we&39;ve gone through 300+ point drops this year. Big problems in the mortgage industry and corporate lending markets don&39;t seem to be going away anytime soon. CNN has gone so far to call it "The End of the Credit Party."

While I continue to watch the value of my 401(k) tick down, here are a few good stockbroker jokes for Funny Money Friday:

Merrill Lynch has adjusted its investment portfolio: 50% cash and 50% canned goods.

Bumper sticker on Wall Street:  My other Porsche is for sale.

How many investment bankers can you fit in the back of a pickup truck? Only 2 - you have to leave room for the lawn mowers!

I have an uncle down at Wall Street.  He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.

"Get my broker, Miss Jones."

"Yes sir.  Stock, or Pawn?"

Have a great weekend!

Emily Davidson is editor of CreditBloggers.com and a former credit expert for the credit bureau, TransUnion. She writes about credit and personal finance topics.


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